In addition to the caps and pots, have you checked the condition of the power cord? Depending on age/storage condition it might need replacing if it has become cracked or stiff.

You’re a monster.

I can’t imagine you could hallucinate a person in such detail and over such a long period of time that there would never be any indication they weren’t imaginary. I would trust my memories and question the circumstances of their disappearance.

Minus: You’ll never get promoted because no one else can do that job

Plus: You’ll never get laid off for the same reason

If only there were a way to get plants to grow their own coating, a skin, if you will.

The Founders created the impeachment process without consideration for political parties. They naively assumed Congress would act in accordance with the Constitution and standard jurisprudence with no regard for ideology. While it hasn’t always been this way, there are really only two parties that matter at the Federal level. The House of Representatives, which is responsible for determining whether a trial is appropriate (similar to a Grand Jury), is controlled by Republicans. They won’t even consider holding impeachment hearings, let alone recommend a trial in the Senate. The Senate, also controlled by Republicans, would likely do the same thing they did twice during his first term, which is essentially nothing.

Maybe you should check with someone other than your mom.

Just because Elon is above the law doesn’t mean you are, even if you’re in a Tesla. Good luck.

Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.

OpenAI is copyright infringement.

Temu quality, Rolex prices. Sounds like a Trump enterprise to me.

Swans are Beauty and the Beast all in one.

What, the anti-worker leader of the anti-worker party is anti-worker? Who would have guessed?

The criteria for “expert” seems to have devolved into “is alive”. Meanwhile, fishermen are being killed for the crime of being on the water with a boat.

Dumber than a bag of hammers. And less useful.

He’ll create his own Trump Peace Prize, and he’ll be the first recipient. Additional prizes will be available for anyone willing to “donate”.

This is not news.

Slack does this all the time.

They used blue asbestos, which is most likely to cause mesothelioma. So technically, at least, it did indeed accomplish the goal.

That tail is better than your caption in every way.