Swans are Beauty and the Beast all in one.

What, the anti-worker leader of the anti-worker party is anti-worker? Who would have guessed?

The criteria for “expert” seems to have devolved into “is alive”. Meanwhile, fishermen are being killed for the crime of being on the water with a boat.

Dumber than a bag of hammers. And less useful.

He’ll create his own Trump Peace Prize, and he’ll be the first recipient. Additional prizes will be available for anyone willing to “donate”.

This is not news.

Slack does this all the time.

They used blue asbestos, which is most likely to cause mesothelioma. So technically, at least, it did indeed accomplish the goal.

That tail is better than your caption in every way.

What you get for buying lasers from a country with no regulations.

Sounds like something that would happen in Moscow, not Paris. Curious.

Primary this fucking fossil. Assuming there’s another election.

Guns and cars have more rights now than most Americans.

Her expression in panel 4 is perfect.

The GOP is quietly working on making sure they remain in power forever. They’re not worried about economic anxiety or public opinion.

Crisis is a quaint term for “Fascist dictatorship”.

Is it ribbed for her pleasure?

We’re on the road to total stupidity and just floored the accelerator.

Far more likely to contain lead. Either way, it should be remediated properly.

Honestly? I don’t. The people I know who would join it already know about it and the people who don’t know about it would never join it.