I thought this was a crossover until I remembered that Monsters Inc was Pixar, not Illumination

In other news, water is wet.

And any service that uses it can fuck off.

WTF, we are going to fight this right Carney?

Why not both?

Maybe where you’re from but globally “cracks a joke” is a common phrase.

I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.

Have you NOT?!!

Hear me out, what if you took a portion of income from each citizen to pay for the state, and - shocker idea, what if people who make way more than it costs to lived… gasp PAID MORE!?

The tampon in the nose killed me

The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake

Was coming to say this… This is considered cooked?

Even the toast is underdone

Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?

You mean he’s fucked coaches AND couches?

Also, maybe Im not used to how modern railways work, but if this is a railyway roundabout, where are the tracks? This appears to be paved and designed for cars…

Apple is part of the problem

Nope

This site appears to be a wall of ads and one liner new headers with no details.

What is this? How about a real source?

That’s a new one to me.

Last I checked in with English, “to run through” or “ran through” when used in reference to a human or living thing means to butcher them with a sword or polearm while travelling quickly on foot or horse.

What about that says love?