The hard part is stapling your scrotum to your chin.

Secured safely in the bathroom of his golf course.

Just get a full La Cruiset set for a wedding gift and you are golden. /S

Fun fact: Just rubbing your thumb and middle and fore fingers together will draw some cats. It doesn’t work on all of them, though.

This is why we need big idea dudes like you in power.

The Epstein Memorial Gilded Rapetorium.

This initial recipe was developed further by his son in law, Sir Thomas Stew.

He really got in to the thick of it.

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I can’t remember the band or the song, but there was a jam band song that went in for 40ish minutes at a bar I used to go to. You could play it four times for a dollar.

The powdered wig served the same purpose.

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I’m probably a grumpy old man at this point, but I’m so socially worn out after 45 minutes of the same band, my heart sinks when the lights come back up for another song.

If I still did drugs I’d probably sing a different song.

Just watched a video of someone exploring a mansion that was abandoned in the 2000s. Eventually they got to the kitchen and found a cupboard that was stuffed full of used plastic bags and I was like, ‘Huh, that definitely was a thing.’

Bonus fact: A plastic bag that is caught high up in a tree that rustles in the wind are called 'Witches Britches ’ in some regions.

Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro!

JD Vance was actually a model for the Gerber Babyfood label.

These cunts will spin it like, 'Society will break down if we pay more than 20 an hour. Don’t you like cheeseburgers? Don’t you like groceries?

That’s what my slightly older sister does. She got into the middle middle class scheme when it existed. She pretended she loved a union electrician and they shared a couple children.

*acting Smaug

Spurtles are where it’s at.

I thought this too, but yeah, dairy can accelerate puberty, but it’s not the hormones, it’s just that kids that consume more dairy are often fatter which triggers early menache.