PrimeErective

Every little thing that you say or do

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Would wear that T-shirt

Chat, j’ai pété

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

:(

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?!

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Angel Witch - Angel Witch - Angel Witch

Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull