PrimeErective

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Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Satoshi the cryptographer, eh?

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Every little thing that you say or do

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Would wear that T-shirt

Chat, j’ai pété

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game