I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I’m trying to be empathetic towards what that must be like for him, but…

I must first know his position on pineapple

Don’t forget Western Asia Pacific!

It sure seems like these “officials” are actively making decisions to get people killed by easily-preventable diseases.

Trollies trollies everywhere