Is there any proof that he’s not actually an alien living in a CIA agents attic in Northern Virginia?

You are mistaken, that is a myth.

That’s the entire point of Bethesda games, and has been for 20 years.

What’s the point of worrying about it. It’s inevitable, and when it happens you’ll not care because you won’t be able to. So what does it matter

Because people are stupid. Stupid people believe stupid things. They don’t have logic, just stupidity.

I dont agree with that at all. I guess it depends on what DMV you go to. I also have nothing against the post office.

There’s no such thing as a useful bot. They’re all annoying and I’m glad I can block them all.

No

Stop giving a fuck about them.