Getting eaten by a hawk or weasel

They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

Live as the bonobo do!

So many things boomers consider normal is just brainwashing from some lobby or other

Like we’d be so lucky. They want 1984 not a brave new world

The bird motif is up for grabs, call it Warbler

Babe wake up new cryptid just dropped

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Should see a doctor. I burts out laughing once. 3 month recovery time.

Lmao one social media site is not as much of a change in the human experience as going from no internet to internet was. I’ve seen every form of internet communication there’s been. TikTok is just not my preferred form of interfacing with the internet, it’s not that revolutionary, and like every other website or app it will fall out of vogue sooner or later

A human being can’t be deleted with a few keystrokes

Undiagnosed anxiety sufferers who think it’s normal to be terrified of human interaction downvoting you

Fuck Paul. Amen. Guy had some issues.

“Our bad bots good, your good bots bad”.

Textbook big brother stuff. We’re in 1984 but the corpos are the ones providing the daily hate

He’s a hedgehog who ate the fast-fast fruit

History sure rhymes a fucking lot these days

That 10% is doing a lot of work here