Hide and seek champion.

Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.

Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.

This is what you’re talking about, right?

Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?

Civil fur-feiture.

Mancow horse

Can’t their bodies just shut it down? I was told that they can.

Ask Randy what happens when you F a pangolin.

Oh boy, the last of us was a documentary.

I’ll send you your 200 deer. Good luck to you.

I’ll accept single pane glass in a high rise.

Somebody needs to make an “unnatural billionaire death” bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.

Wait, I’ve seen this before. Undertaker vs mankind?

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

Of course the blonde is adding it.

At the time the person entered my property they were not in a home. So I identified them as homeless and killed them.

What?

This law works both ways, right?

How the defense industry sees itself