Bingo!

This just screams America first. A job well done everybody… soon America will be great again… right? /S

This would explain the cold call from CVS asking when I wanted to schedule my flu, COVID, and hep b vaccines.

I’m hoping it’s fake because I fear if it were real it would be spelled Straight

Gasp! What???

Why do you think prices can’t go any higher? They most definitely can and will in the coming months.

What really sells it is that he only cares about himself. He would gladly throw people under the bus if he was truly innocent but instead he’s using bodies to help protect him.

Nah that’s relief that they’re almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

I think whatever the average life expectancy is at the time of elections, the maximum age you can be president would be 10 years less. That way they have a decade to sit in the garbage world they created

I see what you did there. That was a dam good joke

If you pair it with country fried steak/chicken you can have a play on chicken and waffles but southern biscuits and gravy style