Exatron

You’re still a tinfoil hat wearing crackpot, spud.

It is if you want to be taken seriously, sweetie.

It’s not unreasonable to ask someone to elaborate or justify their opinion, kiddo.

The part where it gives random results of varying quality, sparky.

Wrong again, sparky.

Your performative concern for animals is noted.

Cats are obligate carnivores, sparky. That means they can’t be vegan.

Craftsman was the first brand that came to mind.

No, sweetie, you really don’t understand the primary process, or how presidential elections work in this country.

Had his party prevent a primary process? Do you have even the slightest idea of how presidential elections work? The incumbent president enjoys the presumption of being the nominee as long as they can, and want to, run again. If you didn’t understand that the first time around, that’s your fault.

No, it’s making fun of that assumption.

It would cost far more to not address the issue.

He doesn’t actually mean everyone. He’d have no problem with his mistress getting breast implants.

Some people were born with extra fingers, and sometimes entire extra limbs.

My mother once bypasses the refrigerator part and accidentally put leftovers in the cupboard over the oven. After a week or two, the smell had us thinking something crawled into the oven vent from outside and died. It took me noticing something bubbling up from between two casserole dishes to realize what happened.

No, sparky, “terminate her pregnancy” was correct. No child is murdered by an abortion. Claiming otherwise requires profound ignorance of biology and what happens during pregnancy.

Roe was “something on the books”, sunshine. Until Trump stacked the Supreme Court there wasn’t a need to put anything into law.

The problem here, sweetie, is that you’re assuming both sides have bad faith arguments.

And what’s wrong with that? It’s something, especially compared to your plan of doing essentially nothing until an amendment is ratified.