Don’t kink shame

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Fantastic

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.