Literally the only thing these giant companies will listen to.

Let me know when you can participate in a genuine conversation without exclusively regurgitating tiktok phrases!

It’s weird that it’s completely necessary for every single person to make that choice! Also, the kind of people that actually parent and don’t just unleash their loud, hyperactive child on strangers don’t get memes made about them.

Source: I was a loud, hyperactive child, but I was taught respect, consideration, and made to follow rules.

I’m convinced!

Is… garlic a spice?

With that face and those fuzzy paws?? She’s cute and she knows it! If it wasn’t you, she’d just find another sugar-human. 🤷‍♂️

FYI, the attitude “I haven’t personally experienced it, so it either doesn’t exist or I don’t care”, whether online or off is considered extremely immature and selfish by most people.

I just did. If you get any text messages about your upcoming penis surgery tomorrow, know it’s legit! (Are they removing one, or adding one? Doesn’t matter, I’m sure they’ll figure it out…)

How do I delete someone else’s comment?

Whoa woah whoa, that’s not completely true, Mr President! In addition, empathetic people don’t like you, workers don’t like you, lawful people don’t like you, honest people don’t like you, minorities don’t like you, good people don’t like you…

AccuWeather wants to know my location! ❤️

Eat it, virgins!

I can’t see specifics of what they sell without “signing in”? Fuck that.

Freak. I don’t even have a preference! It basically depends on whichever arm is closest to the zipper on the bodybag.

there’s no way in hell I’m grinding beans at 6am.

You act like you have to go outside and break boulder-sized beans apart with a pickaxe, lol. It’s the exact same number of scoops, you just put whole beans in your grinder first, then your coffee maker. Literally takes about 5 seconds longer.

To be clear, there’s nothing wrong with liking cheaper coffee, and I don’t think the majority of us need or could tell the difference from using the absolute best beans and equipment to enjoy it… BUT, grinding your beans fresh gives a huge improvement to aroma and taste, such that I’m still amazed at the coffee I’m sipping out of my thermos late in the day. And it goes without saying that it improves every morning for me, personally. Most people discover a giant improvement, even using the exact same brand and type of coffee, only whole-bean. Very little experimentation is required to make amazing coffee that tastes perfect to you. Good luck if you try it…

“Will”!? Our mad orange king, as well as the other MAGA freaks are already blaming everyone left of “the poors should be hunted for sport” for this. Right now. Regardless of the killer’s beliefs, it so obviously wasn’t a coordinated campaign approved of by every non-conservative…

It sure sucks that these public fucking servants have to answer questions, what an annoyance! There are real child rapists and traffickers out there, just like Epstein. And there are real victims, who had their lives destroyed. Think of them when we pursue the truth and try to get justice…

TL;DR: Mixed

Vance invested money in AcreTrader, an app that sells shares of real estate investment trusts. While this process does not sell U.S. land directly to foreigners, it does allow foreigners to invest in companies that own American farmland. Vance’s present level of investment in AcreTrader is unclear.

The cynic in me thinks Snopes stopped showing clear results so people would be forced to read the whole article, resulting in more advertising revenue…

Weird. I seem to remember the orange idiot they voted for starting a pointless trade war with China (and the rest of the world)? That’s why we’re all paying more for less…

Rest now, King…

That’s no moon…