She wasn’t “hated by the right for a few days”, her life and her family were threatened. She hired more security and still doesn’t feel safe now that maga freaks are against her. For all its faults, that’s the difference between Democrats and Republicans…

I fix/break things.

Woke Muslim gay black trans liberal Mexicans.

Right there with you. Overtime is keeping me in my current apartment, where the rent increases way more than inflation or my wages…

Respectfully, you are out of your mind…

Oh, no! It sounds like you’re coming down with something…

In my bedroom?

As a kid, I saw an old movie with one of these in action. A dude and a lady were victims about to be eaten with the soup, and had to move around in it swishing the liquid and tipping the pot. Good stuff…

Yesterday, I did the opposite. I was in the left (passing) lane and I missed something that was said on my podcast, so I signaled left instead of hitting the “previous” rewind button on the steering wheel. ☹️ I swear, I drive safely and am not medically-diagnosed with Dumb!

I’m irritated by these half-measures. Just bathe in the hot water heater!

I tried dialing 800-OYSTER, but since it’s only 6 digits, no call was initiated. Guess I’m stuck with these 227 liters of water…

No, I think it’s supposed to be from the ICE agent point of view. They’re the fascist at the anarcho punk show thinking this…

I’m trying not to rush her, but she’s just so fuzzy and cute!

Stephen Miller gets irate when he finds out Mexican people made his Mexican food. Everything causes him to freak out and scream! He’s one of the most disgusting and useless humans ever to slither across this planet…

Congratulations! I just adopted a kitty too on Sunday, so she’s still acclimating. But she did get used to me at the rescue so she already headbutts me and lays on me…

Thank you for your comment. It hits all the emotions: happy, sad, hilarious…

Also, I had a cat that would do the “catch me” thing too! She would also curl up next to me at night and put her little paws into my hands to keep them warm! 😂 I legitimately had trouble sleeping away from home I was so used to it…

Oh, Mr Night?

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I would watch this screen version of The Brave Little Toaster 2.