If I could turn back time, I would find a way

That site is an SCP cognitohazard

I think “idk who that is” is a useful response, in the context of this specific question. The number of upvotes show roughly how many people don’t know who Jon is. Seems like a minority, but still valid

About 10 years ago I bent the rod for the floatie thing in my toilet to stop it from running all the time, so I have 10 years of field experience.

I suppose my question is more how do I do A B and C? is it all just knowing someone?

How do you do it? I wouldn’t mind being a plumber but I have no idea how I’d get started. I don’t even know what tools I’d need.

The trick is being kind and attentive and listening to their needs. The funny comes from your understanding of them.