Discount JD Vance, or maybe premium JD Vance. I’m not sure.

Tesla’s valuation never made sense, and now its target market is limited to environmentally conscious Nazis.

If you talk to queer people about their shit and not your shit, you probably won’t raise any red flags.

Also, why do you want to support something you don’t understand?

Edit: I feel stupid even responding to this bad-faith (lol) question

Unfortunately we are in clown-world and the actual fucking news is rage-inducing, even with impeccable journalism.

now I’ve got more than enough new stuff every day to keep me entertained.

You mean horrified/nauseous right? Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

I know this is just bullshit his supporters will believe, but I’m starting to wonder if he’s actually in on the con, or just a demented old man being manipulated.

It also occurred to me when he called Ukraine peace talks “doing business”.

Have you tried looting abandoned government offices?

Is putting ‘open’ in front of something the equivalent of putting .com on the end in 1999?

I always assumed they had some leverage on him, but ‘pee tapes’ didn’t seem to cut it. Maybe rather than something more depraved, it was just fear of being hanged for treason the whole time?

Building that cyanide tolerance

They should be sweet. Good strawberries do exist, but shitty ones are prevalent.

One not very bright, but very pervy real estate investor versus the Russian intelligence services. He never stood a chance, and now we’re all paying for it.

#bookz on undernet is what I’ve used in the past.

Jury being shown the footage

https://c.tenor.com/unFf-IWvWuEAAAAC/tenor.gif

Why am I being detained?

law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident.

America coming to its senses or something reasonable happening in the future at which point he can renegotiate

The flip side is if this doesn’t happen, then we’re all super fucked anyway.

Make this sound better: we’re aware of the outage at Site A, we are working as quick as possible to get things back online

How does this work in practice? I suspect you’re just going to get an email that takes longer for everyone to read, and doesn’t give any more information (or worse, gives incorrect information). Your prompt seems like what you should be sending in the email.

If the model (or context?) was good enough to actually add useful, accurate information, then maybe that would be different.

I think we’ll get to the point really quickly where a nice concise message like in your prompt will be appreciated more than the bloated, normalised version, which people will find insulting.

Image: Office of Speaker Mike Johnson.

Ouch

So he’s Homelander. That’s wonderful.

I know this is a serious subject, but this made me laugh:

Trump wrote on Sunday in all capital letters

Like they couldn’t bring themselves to quote it as written, but they still had to mention it.