He would be ejected mid air, preferably over the ocean.

What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

Too bad the rest of us get screwed along with them.

To the surprise of no one who played it. What a dumpster fire.

He’s too busy banging Melania to care.

Draining the swamp directly into his cabinet.

Don’t forget the racism and misogyny.

The first half have something in common with Trump then.

“yet” is one of the few things keeping me going.

Go deep throat a cactus Elon.

Little fucking late now isn’t it?

That’s just Donny’s overfull diaper.

Everyone knows the fat, old, sleepy, diaper wearing dementia patient slathered in fake tan is the absolute pinnacle of human health.

Probably because it’s hot garbage and people can play call of duty instead.

Hopefully he has a massive stroke.

I’m tragically white so I’ve never sunbathed, but I very rarely need sunscreen on my legs at all.

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

83 and generally favorable on metacritic currently.