…Dude, the planet is frying.

non-fatal

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This reads like a George Carlin bit

It’s the opposite, actually. Serbia recently entered year two of mass, country-wide anti-government protests. This is bribe to keep the government in the US’ good graces.

Nah, see, the progressives will hold their nose, and if they don’t, Trump is their fault. Same how the Democrats will do as Trump says, and if they don’t, the shutdown is their fault.

Yeah, my “digital ID” is literally a PGP key pair with the police as the authority. It’s like the government giving you a yubikey.

More like “the cops can’t get a search warrant, so they park outside and shoot through the windows, hoping someone fires back”.

I think it was intended as a reverse of 4chan’s “tits or gtfo”.

On the contrary, they are breaking the rules - of modern English. And I’m disagreeing with their way of doing it.

And yes, this is “right” and “wrong” as a matter of taste more than anything, but then again so is using thorn and eth.

Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.

There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you’re gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don’t half-ass it.

Sure, back yen spelinge was more viebbes baesed yan nott, but if you’re gonna bring them back, do it right.

Oh, it’s not because Europe got better, it’s because everyone else went to the shitter even faster!

More like, if you’re already gonna use thorn, why are you using it wrong? It should be “wið”.

So that’s why Beamer drivers don’t use blinkers!

…Niw that you say it, it’s kinda oddly fitting…

…Masculinity? This is bog standard “conformist imagining a we to be a part of”. It’s why the “moral majority” thing had the impact it did.

None of those are “fuck you”, they’re more or less all variants of “I think you’re making a mistake”. Mixing them up is, well, you do you, and good luck with that.

I believe first is voiced, second isn’t. IIRC rule of thumb is voiced makes a D, unvoiced makes a T, so, “dis tread”.

…Sounds made up? Sounds made up?!?

You mean to tell me you’re here lecturing me about Robert Maxwell’s connections, while not knowing that he was, and I’m gonna directly quote Wikipedia here: “…afforded a lavish funeral in Israel, attended by Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, Israeli President Chaim Herzog, at least six serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence[68] and many dignitaries and politicians, both government and opposition, and was buried on the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem.[69][70] Herzog delivered the eulogy, and the Kaddish was recited by his friend and longtime attorney Samuel Pisar.[71]”?

Goddamn, I even gave you the proper name of the cemetery. You’d think you’d at least google “Robert Maxwell Olive Mount”, but no, “sounds made up”. Jesus fucking Christ, you people…

He did. But he was buried on (in?) Olive Mount.