Ive lived here for long enough to know that those polls showing an NDP lead mean nothing. Alberta is absolutely everything it gets accused of being and I have 20 years in this shithole of never being proven wrong minus the ONE time people tried voting differently and I STILL HEAR BITCHING about those 4 years like it was ever worse than 40 years of conservative mismanagement

“Democracy” just determined immigrants here should be a secondary class of citizen and be denied access to services. Alberta deserves what it will get.

Denying immigrants access to public services as some kind of secondary class of citizen is racist. Dont play coy.

I think we are fucked because to me this indicates this province is continuing to vote with 0 information on gut feeling and bigotry which means we are staring down the barrel of more of this kind of politics in the future

Alberta basically just showed canada they are fine with the UCP and likely to vote them in again… we are fucked

No they didnt, because Alberta is full of fucking idiots who voted yes to the other 9 which had some super bullshit racist questions that all were soaked in seperatist dreck

This went exactly as intended for them. My disappointment is immeasurable.

The other 9 questions were the lede being buried by the seperation headlines and they all got a yes vote. This went as they intended. We are fucked.

Alberta also voted yes to the other nine, which means we voted to be as shitty and racist as possible while remaining.

This isnt the victory everyone wants to think it is. This went exactly as expected and means this province is going to keep blindly voting on issues that 1) dont exist or 2) they dont understand, which means we are staring down the barrel of more UCP in the future.

Alberta predictably voted to be racist and ignorant, as usual, my disappointment is expected but still bitter and Im drafting a plan to leave. This is going to get a lot worse here before it ever gets better and this vote is concrete proof that Alberta is fucking stupid and will vote against themselves if it means they dont have to see as many Indian people

Almost like the shit scientists have been saying is going to happen for years is accelerating because we did nothing and even doubled down on fucking ourselves over

I dont blame the kids for being cynical and disillusioned. I had horrible depression in high school from seeing the inevitability of our impending climate catastrophe and being told I was being “dramatic” by people who bought the lies.

They can poop on native groundcover still!

Aw i love seagulls, i love any creature that finds a way around our mess and makes a niche inside of it. Plus they learned how to steal and that’s kinda fun.

That’s basic level, like you can pick science 20/30 or you can pick two from chemistry, physics, or bio at those levels. The mandatory one is science 30 but I think bio 30 should be baked in because we clearly did not teach enough people how their whole shit works

Maybe ruined is a bit hyperbolic , the diaphragm is actually tough and iirc skeletalbut it strains the muscles so i gave myself acid reflux and burp when i talk sometimes

Worth it? Only when im not having acid reflux

It got better over time though, the secret was simply to stop being a weird dork child who learned to force burp for a parlor trick

Canadas response to the pandemic (oops we did a convoy)makes a lot more sense now dont it :')

I like the cut of his jib

Canadian for high school level biology

No but I do really fux with their compound language

Are these common German beliefs, am I in the wrong country?

Lawns are stupid and I think they look boring

Also pigeons are underappreciated and we are gonna go to pigeon hell for how dirty we did them

Bio 20-30 should be mandatory

I got so many hot shit takes somebody stop me

I ruined my diaphragm learning how to burp my ABCs

It was only sort of worth it

Basically the kiss of death for a business at this point

Too bad we dont have phonetic emojis to complete the circle and make them true hieroglyphics

My list of graves to piss on is becoming impossibly long but he is right in the top 10