Hell is here and it’s run by Jeff Bezos:

Sounds like the UAC from Doom (2016).

The shit articles I see on the shit news feed app sometimes, but with more clickbait.

“Equity Markets around the world experienced significant capital outflows as a number of Satans emissaries materialised from the portal and turned rivers to blood and blacked out the sun. Crypto markets were key beneficiaries as investors tested the the limits of immutable stores value”

Why skipping work during The Rapture is actually bad for your mental health.

Satan could emerge from hell and threaten to kill everyone on the planet and people would go: uh no, this could be really bad for the economy