If Republicans win, every American gets a cookie 🍪. If democrats win, all libraries and bookstores catch on fire 🔥
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If republicans win MAGA’s estranged children will beg them for forgiveness.
The best promise, the beautiful best promise, the beautifuless bestess promisess
The biglyest promise! There’s never been a promise like his next one in all of history.
Your family will finally accept you in a way that being in a cult could never fulfill
To fulfill his dead father’s wishes.
