• decolo@piefed.social
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    12 days ago

    My own proposal -

    Mice: Hobbit

    Rats: Human

    Hamsters: Goblins

    Rabbits: Elves

    Ferrets: Faerie

    Moles: Dwarves

    Guinea Pigs: Orcs

    Capybaras: Cloud Giants

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      12 days ago

      I like this a lot better. I’m going to start telling people I have the two cutest elves at home 💚

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      8 days ago

      yeah rats are 100% human, we’re both basically defined by our sociality and can step off a boat on a random island and it’ll have a population of 10’000 by the end of the decade