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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/72584749
One Reddit user spotted an Aliexpress ad for a “pet incinerator” on Instagram, a macabre encounter that raises plenty of questions.
Well, I’m sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal
Maybe. I think it’s also illegal for women to operate machinery there.
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s
Cumming into a tissue must be an act of genocide
So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?
Until its fully cooked through

I’m laughing my ass off
Dude, let people have hobbies!
Okay clearly they’re just selling for vets and stuff right?

Kristi Noem starter apartment?
Yes. For “pets”. Less mess than a guillotine or wood chipper.
Turn the death of a pet from tragedy to opportunity. With this pet incinerator, you will be able to boost your income and recoup your investment in no time at all.
A what now
You’ve heard of the Stephen King book Pet Semetary, right? Well this is the faster option.
Except when the cat comes back its millions of angry particles attacking you, and we call it allergy season
OK but how much tho
I’m gonna need to get a LOT more cats before I can justify this purchase.
You could probably cram a small child in there.
I mean, you could fit in there two…just not all at once.
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This is where my cat is going if she wakes me up by picking at the mattress and rustling things again.








