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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

Had me in the first part

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Had me in the first part

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    Are we going to repeat the same joke for each new model released…

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      Hold the phone. Do you mean to tell me, that the screen shot of a post I’m looking at is not an original funny joke created by the purported author, and is in fact an iteration of some other meme created by someone else?

      What is wrong with people. Someone should call the people down at “the internet” and get all of this straightened out.

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        and is in fact an iteration of some other meme created by someone else?

        People have different opinions on what a “meme” is but for me the iteration part is what actually makes it a meme.

        • A funny (?) joke: Not a meme
        • An iteration of a joke that gets recognized as such: A meme
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          Amazing.

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        Yes, hello, I’d like to speak to the mayor of the internet. It’s about an urgent and very important matter.

        • dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Hello! I’m the Mayor Of The Entire Internet. What’s the matter, concerned citizen?

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        Sadly, no. Not everything on the internet is original. I know, it’s tough to hear that. I was heart broken too.

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        It was actually a post made by ChatGPT.

    • Gyroplast@pawb.social
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      Reposts will continue until morale improves.

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Yes. Also:

      • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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        I for my part welcome the soapy tiddies GPT overlords.

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      Dead internet fact.

      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        You require every post and content created and shared by people to be pure originality devoid of any influence from anything else?

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    I’ve never seen a “refactor” create substantially more lines of code.

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      Its probably 10 paragraphs of comments or something, for some reason AI really loves commenting on everything

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    If it’s adding that many lines, it’s not refactoring. It’s just adding slop.

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      It’s like “fuck this codebase, we delete everything and start over”.

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      The best refactors always remove more lines than they add. This is a horrifying ratio if no new features were included.

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        Strange, I always add lines to make it more cohesive, SoC, DRY, and generalized so it is easily extensible.

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          In a ratio of 60:1 lines added:removed?

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            No, of course, what OP posted is absolute hot garbage.

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      I would think that modularizing a big block of code would have to add more lines, would it not?

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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        Okay, but also remove more I guess.

        The overall LoC might still be up, but not at this ratio

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      Yeah, adding that many lines does not sound like a cleanup to me. Unless it’s mostly adding unit tests.

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    +55653

    Says everything I need to know about the change.

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      I bet it’s like 5 different versions of the same thing. The exact opposite of modularized.

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        I once tasked a guy with writing a floppy disk driver. He wrote two completely different drivers. One for drive A, and another for drive B. Maybe the AI doing the refactoring was trained on that sort of code.

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    Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away. — Antoine de Saint-Exupére

    +55653, -937? That is not beauty, even if it all “worked”.

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      I would say a few new lines are OK if they at least improve the readability of the code.

      But given that AI was doing the work, I would say it is even less readable now.

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        Slinging random quotes at Jr. devs works best if you have one for every rebuttal:

        Everything should be as simple as it can be, but not simpler. — Albert Einstein

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          Analysis is easy. Synthesis is hard. Me.

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    “What did it cost?”

    “The yearly energy consumption of a median household and $1,000”

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      Don’t forget the water usage

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      Removed by mod

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        Jesus Christ.

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        Counting energy consumption by a programmer’s children as a cost of code generation? That’s the most capitalist thing I’ve read in a month!

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        Yes but how many billable hours did they get for this 320-minute ordeal?

        Spending $1000 on transportation costs commuting to and from work over a span of 2-4 years is completely different from burning through $1000 dollars of tokens in a single workday.

        Especially if the boss now demands the same amount of output from you every day as the new normal.

        And that’s not to mention how the energy and water consumption happens on a much shorter timescale than the drawn out one you needed to cite to make it seem comparable.

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            I’m not much of a gambling man myself, but you do you

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    I don’t recall this spell proc-ing while in Albion.

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      slams desk

      THANK YOU!

      Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this. Couldn’t help but wonder when the new Fable was numbered like that…

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    If the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.

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      It’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code

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        There’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?

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        Codethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.

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          Sounds atrocious

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            Aha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu

            (It’s worse than I remember)

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    Have enough monkeys on a keyboard and eventually they’ll write a working program

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      You sound like such a fucking loser it is incredible.

      AI fanatics will never cease to amaze me in unpleasant ways.

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        Cuck porn

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        Based on your comment history, you need a therapist.

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          So strange when I see replies to ml comments. I’ve had all those servers blocked since I started using Lemmy on all the instances I use.

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            I never notice when a user or a thread comes from ml until I say something that is real-world uncontroversial like “Stalin had some people murdered” and get flamed for it. I’ve never really felt the need to block servers on Lemmy but ml sure makes me think about looking up how to do it.

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            Bury your head in the sand so the scary communists don’t accidentally convert you!

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              You trying too hard, comrade

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          Ah yes, thank you sh.itjust.works user for the weaponized false concern. A tactic employed by shitbrain reactionaries with absolutely nothing constructive to add.

          Was it me calling AI bros losers that made you look for a way out?

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