Oi, mate, ain’t that an accent, right? Now piss off, you twat!

Of course not. That simply would not do.

Which one?

I know a British man in the USA. His kids refuse to do the accent as they are lazy Americans, but that dad just wants to remind everyone that he’s different and unique. He’s been here like 50 years and doesn’t slip up often.

When they are alone and no one is looking they drop the accent to take a break.

It’s my fing init bruv