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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon finds a conspiracy

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Anon finds a conspiracy

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    7 days ago

    Babies are just really fragile.
    Current theories include a cut-off blood flow to their brain stem from turning their head, and honey acting as a paralyzing poison on them.

    That being said, the Netherlands reduced SIDS cases by a factor of 10 over other developed nations through a system of continuous education and support for parents in the months before and after birth.

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      I think they also gave every new family a safe place for the baby to sleep - a cardboard box.

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        You’re getting the Netherlands confused with a nordic country there.

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          Oh you are right, that’s Finland

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternity_package

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