That’s 45 km/h for the non-burger world.
This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
Probably in bad taste…but that give new meaning to Watch For Slow Kids.
When basic biology is labeled NSFW…
Well do you want to be the guy at work reading about sperm?
Eh, I’m lucky enough to work alongside other intellectually curious adults who can be open and mature with such things. TBH I don’t think it would bother anyone or be considered weird at all. I’d have to have actual porn up on the screen in the shared working area to cause a problem.
Big companies have network monitoring and Filterung enabled.
The NSFW doesn’t help when the title also has the word sperm in it
Well the URL doesn’t, but the original link does.
Americans be like:
we don’t get PPE or healthcare, so biology is scary
Not this American.
Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
If only that NSFW label would have stopped them from reading it
Even faster if you’re doing it in a plane
Well the planet already moves around 1,300,000 mph through the universe
Someone used a speed gun while jerking it to figure that out
I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can’t find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it’s possibly my memory is foggy lol.
Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? “Go back, go back! It’s a blow job!”
Humm I’m not sure, I thought it was a bit about condoms or something, haha.
Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol
You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.
Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
It’s a short story by Larry Niven
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. Was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad another post, The one that was asking why nobody has a redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.
That was a risky click.
it’s called the Superman:
you jizz on their back when they’re still asleep, slap the sheets down, and when they get up… voilà
