TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydaymessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down129
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydayTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareBigBrownDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down2·2 months agoAnd when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
minus-squareBucketBong@p.hobo.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoFuck, I need to get a pool!
minus-squareTranquilTurbulence@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoI always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.