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Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

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Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to

Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/62362329

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Sharknado -> cocaine bear -> cocaine shark -> cocaine Sharknado?
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  Bearnado?
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    Cocaine bearsharknado.

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