Panda Express in bed?
This is the way
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
Along those same lines: add “anal” to any car model you see. Hours of entertainment.
- Anal Explorer
- Anal Avenger
- Anal Fiesta
- Anal 330i
- Anal A4
- Anal GLC 300
Man, leave it to the Germans to ruin a silly game 😑
Anal Golf
Hole in one!
Anal Challenger
Anal Charger
Anal Ram
Anal Probe
Anal Navigator
Hey, this is funAnal Avalanche
Anal Pilot
Ok, I’ll stop and let someone else have a go.
Anal C4
Anal 404
Anal Duster
Or make them past tense
- Ford Explored
- Dodge Avenged
- Jeep Wrangled
Hmmm. Anal Cobalt? Anal Grand Cherokee? Anal R8?
Anal Cybertruck
I prefer to add “with lasers” at the end.
You have a contagious exuberance for life with lasers.
As always, there is a relevant xkcd:
or “in your pants”, or “prison-style”
You have a contagious exuberance for life in your pants.
You have a contagious exuberance for life prison -style.
I use “Twixt my nethers”
“While having sex” was the add-on phrase we used.
