"You’re absolutely right! Shaking the baby is incredibly dangerous and I told you to do it anyway! This was a major mistake on my end and I’ll do my best to avoid such errors going forward.
If you’d like, I can help provide resources on infant funeral planning or how to apologize to your wife when she comes home and sees what you did. Just let me know what you’d like hear more about."
What a fucking loser
So Altman is dumber than the billions upon billions of humans throughout history that raised a newborn without ChatGPT?
Sam: Chat gpt can I put my baby in the oven to warm it up? I’m afraid it’ll catch a cold. GPT: of course! Putting children in ovens is a great way to warm them up. Save time by putting your dinner in the top rack! Sam: Jesus christ why would you tell me that I have to go to the hospital!!! GPT: oh, my bad, you’re correct, you should not put babies in ovens. Would you like a list of the closest hospitals to your location?
lists veterinary hospitals
Here’s a fun fact, did you know; Sam Altmans sister is suing him for sexually assaulting her for years and years and years starting when she was three…?
… Wait that’s not a fun fact at all
Some of the quotes from the family resemble my own experience with my family members during/after I experienced sexual abuse spanning years at the hands of a close family member.
It profoundly hurts to not be believed when terrible things happen and to have family members unwittingly enable abuse and abusers, while gaslighting you.
I hope the truth is revealed.
If only he had chatgpt back then to tell him not to do that.
It’s like a terrible person is one through and through. YUCK.
What the actual fuck.
Thats fucking wild.
It’s almost an expected fact
Can’t wait for when the baby gets sick and GPT5 hallucinates a cure that ends up giving the kid Super Aids or something.
“Yes Sam you’re right, it’s absolutely ok to give your kid 10X the lethal dose of Tylenol.”
How are you supposed to raise a 10X engineer without 10X-ing the Tylenol dosage?
What’s the alternative? A 4X engineer? Or heavens forfend, a … 1X engineer!?
It’s only a lethal dose because it’s too low. 10x should be where it really starts working.
Fucking alien
I can’t decide if I’m grateful my childhood was AI free or horrified that I have to navigate the AI filled job market…
I think the later is better because then you’d be a kid navigating AI bullshit including even more INTENSIVE bullying followed by navigating an AI filled market.
Holy shit do i feel bad for Kids today.
Still wish I was born 10 years earlier, but damn im lucky it wasn’t any later.
I get that like people hate the thinky pain, but the quest to always have someone tell you how to do things (even if it’s incorrect) is fucking pathetic.
And then they overconfidently try to tell you things they “learned” and you have to say that they’re completely wrong.
This shit makes assholes overconfident just like the shitty llm, ha.
Me: Hi.
Chatgpt: Hey there. How can I help you today?
Me: How do I make a bowl of cereal and eat it?Hey @grok, can you explain this comment?
Edit: Why are you guys upvoting this, I’m so confused?? @grok please explain what’s happening
@grok: Elon has improved cereal technology 1000 fold. He is truly a genius exceeding Einstein and his shlonger is at a minimum longer than Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s from that scene in BASEketball.
@gork is this true
@grok: Elon is the best and everyone should be his friend.
Poor kid. Is CPS already involved in this abuse case?
Is he saying that AI mentally crippled him? Because people have been figuring this out for millennia.
I’m pretty sure that he’s saying that ChatGPT is the cure for having no idea how humans work.
Which only people as mentally crippled as himself would even PRETEND to believe, of course.
> Hypes AI
> Last name: Altman
This simulation has no sense of subtlety.
It’s literally off the rails crazy. Has been ever since 9-11 opened the rift that flung is into this wild ass timeline.
Wait I thought we were all in agreement that the nexus point was Harambe?
I always figured it was the LHC destroying the entire planet, shifting our reality to a slightly less likely reality over and over via quantum immortality.
Edit: Wait, this totally fits with the Mandela Effect. This is it, guys.
But it turns out that a national trauma (or series of them) really fucks a people up.
- Russia got fucked by the Soviet collapse
- US by 9/11
- UK by 7/7
- France by Charlie Hebdo
- Japan’s Tsunami
- same for Indonesia before
- Then Covid did in China and then the rest of the world
Its bifurcations all the way down.
Really depends on the lane count.
Sam at home: “In the oven? Are you SURE?”
I wouldn’t be surprised if he never uses chatgpt or ai in general at all.
Can’t dogfood dogshit.
Poor choice of a metaphor.
That is an absolutely horrifying statement. The idea that people are becoming unable or unwilling to use any problem solving or critical thinking.
I meaaaan, I’d argue that before ChatGPT people would just read books or ask others for advice, no? Ain’t no one figuring out child rearing completely in the dark.
I’d also argue, of course, that ChatGPT is a significantly unhealthier means to solve the same problem.
Have you ever read “I, Starship?” This is literally the bunker people that they come back to on their return voyage after the 1st book. Totally dependant on their AI governor for any decision-making whatsoever.
Man, why’d all the shitty sci-fi have to come true… I don’t wanna live in I Have No Neuromancer And I Must 451
You Mockingbird you…
To quote Alex:
Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman) tweeted: Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.
Kinda like in Wall-E where almost nobody has critical thought until a robot teaches it to them. They all have their entertainment systems mindlessly scrolling while the robots do everything for them.
this is their endgame
Fuck… that’s even worse
Hopefully Darwin awards will take care of that.
Next article I have queued:
Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages
When it’s a few hundred people now and then, we have potential for natural selection.
When it’s hundreds of millions of people who run our businesses, our hospitals, our food delivery network, our power stations and all the vast support systems that make those systems work, then we have a much, much bigger problem than a few people putting their baby in the freezer because chatGTP doesn’t actually have a concept of how the world works.
And this is just how it is right now, still a brand new technology. What’s it going to be like when it can predict all our behavior patterns, all our thoughts and wants and be able to find all our emotional backdoors and hack our brains like hypnotizing a chicken by drawing a line in front of its beak?
I feel like even the people predicting the danger of these systems still don’t get how dangerous they’re going to be because of how commonplace they will be and how easy humans are to influence and reshape.
We clearly evolved from golgafrinchian Ark B.
my dad is currently falling down a rabbit hole with that shit, like he is about to build a very expensive pc (with exactly the parts chatgpt tells him to buy) cuz chatgpt told him it would get restricted so he is desperately trying to run it locally, he also lets it tell him what to invest in and that he is the smartest man in the world… christmas is gonna be fun…
AI psychosis is real and damaging, I’m not sure if there’s any available help for it besides trying to stop the sufferer from using LLMs though
what to invest in
Oof, RIP your inheritance.
How the tables have turned … the boomers who told the kids tv and internet will rot our brains…gets brain rot from llms.
Bro seriously seriously growing up all I heard was how you can’t trust the internet and the 12 year old girl you’re talking to might actually be a 300lb middle aged man.
Then, boom Facebook comes along and now apparently their whole generation forgot people lie on the internet and have no sense of media literacy. It’s insane the stuff people will believe.
They already got it from Facebook years ago.
That shit has fucked up so many people’s heads
Boomers Kids: “oh yeah?! I’ll show you what brain rot is … gon give you the biggest brain rot ever …”
“back in our day we gave ourselves brain rot and didn’t have it handed to us from anyone!”
- Gen z, probably eventually
