Translation:

Cat: Do you have cat?

Girl: No

Cat: Now you have one!

Girl: And that’s how I got a cat.

  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    1 day ago

    Is she doing CPR on that cat? If I tried doing that to mine whilst he was still conscious I’d have no skin left on my forearms in seconds.

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      Some cats have zero fucks given. Other cats have a hard line. yet others have a line that, when pushed, slowly, over years, results in a greatly expanded cuddle zone.