• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Sooo if I put on 5 under shirts 4 hot chicks will press me against their breasts and softly strangle me? I knew I did it wrong in high school

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        10 months ago

        Born ugly inside and out. In the top branches of the ugly tree, hit every fucking little tweak down, rolled down mount fat and straight into lake unpleasant personality…

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      10 months ago

      Why did I stop at only 4 shirts?!

      I knew something was wrong but to be so close to greatness and fail…