PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square164linkfedilinkarrow-up1778arrow-down112
arrow-up1766arrow-down1imageAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square164linkfedilink
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoCan confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoSo what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoNope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house. /blinks franticly at the camera
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov- You son of a bitch
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
You son of a bitch