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@frippa@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Yes, I program in HTML

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Yes, I program in HTML

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@frippa@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Square Singer
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    52•2 years ago

    I recently had to work with XSLT (may it’s inventor burn in hell for their crimes).

    That’s pretty much programming in XML. It’s probably the worst possible thing.

    • Leeennaaaaa
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      20•2 years ago

      XSLT is fine

      If you have a program generate it

      • Square Singer
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        12•2 years ago

        Sadly, it was done manually. I had to migrate it to this brand new bleeding edge technology, Apache Velocity. That’s not great either, but it’s much less terrible than XSLT.

        For that task I had to learn two templating languages at the same time to port it from one to the other. Wasn’t an easy task.

    • GigglyBobble
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      8•2 years ago

      Can’t even imagine. I’ve got fed up by the short time I had to configure Maven in plain xml…

  • Björn Tantau
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    50•2 years ago

    This is not HTML. It isn’t even XML. It’s not as bad as designers putting “code” into ads, but it’s close.

    Also, ever heard of XSLT?

    • Leeennaaaaa
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      19•2 years ago

      I mean it’s valid XML

      It’s just not useful

      • Björn Tantau
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        29•2 years ago

        It isn’t valid XML. No root node.

        • Leeennaaaaa
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          15•2 years ago

          We may just not see it but fair point

          • Trailblazing Braille Taser
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            10•2 years ago

            The editor would need to start counting lines at zero.

          • Björn Tantau
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            9•2 years ago

            The line numbers show us that we’re seeing the whole file.

            • Leeennaaaaa
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              4•2 years ago

              Oh ur right

              Ew I didn’t notice

              That’s awful

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  • @dan@upvote.au
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    15•2 years ago

    This reminds me of Apple plist files, which appear to have been invented by someone that doesn’t know how XML works.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      6•2 years ago

      What even are those?

    • @Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      5•2 years ago

      Which is true for the majority of all XML files I’ve ever come across in the wild.

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        I think XML only makes sense if your data is heavily tree-like

        • @misterzero@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          In that case, why not use JSON?

  • @Presi300@lemmy.world
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  • @walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz
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    12•2 years ago

    You should check out this new project, supposed to be twice as fast as HTML. It’s called XHTML.

    • @LinuxSBC@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      I thought that was the HTML used by Twitter.

  • mathemachristian[he]
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    6•2 years ago

    I will never understand how XML came into being when lisp already existed.

    • @alokir@lemmy.world
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      23•2 years ago

      I don’t either)))))))))

      • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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        (reminds (it (of (story me))))

      • @Hupf@feddit.de
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        5•2 years ago

        https://xkcd.com/297/

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  • Macumba Macaca
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    3•2 years ago

    Which of these wonderful languages is this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category%3AXML-based_programming_languages

  • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    What color theme is that?

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