TechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agoIt doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guessprogramming.devimagemessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down129
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageIt doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guessprogramming.devTechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-square@prayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink44•2 years agoIDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.
minus-square@woof7939@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglish32•2 years agoPlease, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.
minus-square@JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.mllinkfedilink11•2 years agoWhy write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.
minus-square@grue@lemmy.mllinkfedilink2•2 years agoHaha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.
Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.
Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.
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