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minus-squareHellfire103linkfedilinkEnglish27•2 years agoAssembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
minus-squaremetaStaticlinkfedilink21•2 years agoI just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw. fucking casuals.
minus-squareNorgurlinkfedilink11•2 years agoA carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
minus-square@Jmr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•2 years agoReally? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.
fucking casuals.
A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.