Maybe even auto laser-turrets for more epic-ness?

Since we have such a shitshow of a US government, can someone tell the new FAA person to add turrets to planes? Ya know, 'Murica 2nd Amendment and all… 👀

Surely, nothing will ever go wrong with this? Right?

  • lurch (he/him)
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    2 months ago

    I bet it’s much cheaper to just let people die in the occasional plane crash, than to add weight to each plane.

      • lurch (he/him)
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        the shareholders usually don’t get much. the top managers are the ones filling their pockets. sometimes the top managers also own shares tho

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOP
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      Or just add a bomb that can be remotely detonated, so whenever an accident happens, they can detonate the bomb and shift the blame from the regulators / aircraft manufacturer to “terrorism”, then they can pass another Patriot Act Enabling Act to combat terrorism.