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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish87•edit-23 months agoJesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
minus-square@AlecSadler@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink26•edit-23 months agoI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
minus-square@Alexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•3 months agoYou think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
minus-squarethemeatbridgelinkfedilink5•3 months agoZombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-23 months agoTo Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
minus-square@intensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilink1•3 months agoIf I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!
Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
Jesus is a vampire?
I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
I wouldn’t come back either
I mean, He told us to
Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!