@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 10 hours agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down170
arrow-up1372arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 10 hours agomessage-square132fedilink
minus-squareZierlinkfedilink50•8 hours agoWhy are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
minus-square@No_Eponym@lemmy.calinkfedilink18•6 hours agoHeya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
minus-square@CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-26 hours agoIf hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squareddhlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 hours agoIf you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
minus-squaremegane-kunlinkfedilinkEnglish3•6 hours agoHeck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareZierlinkfedilink4•4 hours agoYou can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink6•4 hours agoLook at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here. Bragger
minus-squaremegane-kunlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 hours agoIf your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
minus-square@Grenfur@lemmy.onelinkfedilink7•8 hours agoAs long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
minus-square@CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 hours agoBecause they are wise in the ways of the world.
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.