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@jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world • 9 months ago

JD Vance is more unpopular than Sarah Palin

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JD Vance is more unpopular than Sarah Palin

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@jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world • 9 months ago
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Vance is one of the least popular vice-presidential picks this century.
  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    20•9 months ago

    And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker

    • Skeezix
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      18•9 months ago

      Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.

      • qevlarr
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        4•9 months ago

        Made me chuckle, thx

      • @ours@lemmy.world
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        3•9 months ago

        So many patches needed to make it palatable.

    • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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      13•9 months ago

      Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…

      • Meeech
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        10•9 months ago

        You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.

        • Match!!
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          4•9 months ago

          I’m picturing the “Orgy is the New Black” meme except it’s Vance surrounded by couches

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      not going to be any porn parody

      I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.

    • @ours@lemmy.world
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      6•9 months ago

      The ultimate twist on the “casting couch” cliché.

      • @barsquid@lemmy.world
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        Is the couch physically a couch or is it a person disguised as a couch?

        • @ours@lemmy.world
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          2•9 months ago

          So many options!

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      9 months ago

      Decades past relevance as a setup for a joke, but I just keep hearing Yakov Smirnoff in my mind.

      In Soviet Russia, couch fucks you!

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