@linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months agoWhat did you buy that improved your life?message-square194fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down15
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you buy that improved your life?@linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months agomessage-square194fedilink
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-211 months agoOh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilink6•edit-211 months ago…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoIt’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoI’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilink2•11 months agoI’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
minus-square@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-square@grrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink2•11 months agoSorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books
Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
It’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
I’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books