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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish •
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This may be the dumbest thing I've made yet. Sorry, Risa.

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This may be the dumbest thing I've made yet. Sorry, Risa.

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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish •
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    John Deere™ Tractor Beam

    No you can’t repair it on your own - you have to bring it to a licensed repair shop.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      18•2 years ago

      When they’re broken, it’s easier to just fire them out as projectiles.

      • NegativeNull@lemm.ee
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        14•2 years ago

        Eject the Warp Core Tractor Beam -Shaxs

    • teft
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      9•2 years ago

      And there is only one repair shop per quadrant.

    • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      6•2 years ago

      Nothing beams like a Deere

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