why is that rational but 100% pure milk is ok?

the milk that we’re sold is for fucking cows. how much more ‘unnatural’ can you get? would you go cuddle a cow and drink from its tit?

i don’t even buy any of the dangers of artificial sweeteners. can you even create a study where someone is indulging in aspartame and also not eating/drinking one of the other 34983048304834 chemicals we’re taking in on a daily basis?

even if it is bad on some level, fruit juice is worse strictly going by sugar/calorie content unless it’s squeezed straight from the fruit, which nobody is doing, other than weirdos.

same reason america espouses freedom but then has 304830483048 laws that restrict every possible thing you can do other than go to work.

depends on what it was for lol.

way to out yourself as an unsophisticated, sheltered suburbanite.

child molester or abuser = no way

any rich people crime, like embezzling = no way

drug crimes other than crack, heroin, meth? who cares…

anything else = whatever.

rather date a murderer than a yuppie.

lol i’m not against trans people btw. but you have to admit that the contributions to society from people of color are minimized compared to whites.

like, who invented the nes?

i don’t know their name but i know who steve jobs is. for some reason i know who elon musk is despite the fact that he contributed nothing of value to humanity whatsoever.

what’s the name of that chinese women who scooped openAI by contributing to an opensource AI model? she came and went without much fanfare.

but you’re creating a meme for a white woman who didn’t accomplish much as far as i can tell.

name the person who created the first nes emulator or snes emulator?

bet you can’t, even though the terrain was much rockier in those days.

you shouldn’t need a commercial for that lol.

commercials have traditionally been trying to sell you the idea that the product will improve your life somehow. you’ll gain wealth, class, friends or just have a good time.

a baby gives you none of those things. in fact, the pregnancy test commercial is one of the few that deviates from the norm. whoa! look how excited we are that we have another mouth to feed and have to endure the stench of poop for 4 years!

what’s stopping you from mailing a paper check? frontiersmen had no convenience but they made due. my great-great-great grandmother fought bears in utah with her bare hands to protect the family homestead.

lake superior would have been a bigger flex despite its nationally ambiguous name. typical american half-measure that’s indicative of a society that had to invent viagra because it couldn’t pop a boner.

imagine taking food advice from an AI when it can’t taste anything.

imagine having NO SENSES. not taste, not smell, not whatever the other ones are–absolutely none of them. you can’t eat a chicken finger because you have no mouth and you’ve never existed in the 3D world we call reality.

but you’re taking advice on recipes from this AI.

billionaires consider this reasonable because they’ve never done anything for themselves. it’s reasonable to them when the butler says some outrageous shit like, 'your mom’s pussy juice would taste really good on this rare steak.

zuckerberg was in college but you know he never mingled like a normal person. if i saw that guy in real life i’d either laugh or run screaming.

i met a few people like elon musk in real life but they worked bottle return and were mentally challenged. the few times i tried to talk to one of those people they replied ‘brzoooooom’ and i pretended to understand what they were saying and dipped out.

bernie kinda misses the essence of american culture.

a bum on welfare is a freeloader because they take and take and contribute nothing.

what has this guy, sergey, actually contributed to america? we had 34830483048 search engines before google came around.

when your money makes money you contribute nothing other than offerings to the abstract concept of ‘the economy.’

it’s genuinely satanic when you really think about it. we’re sacrificing real human lives to ‘the economy.’

not trying to be an asshole, but they’re trans.

as in, biologically a male. they were born a male.

show me a western woman who’s done some shit like this lmao.

there are probably 304830483048 asian women who’ve done more impressive things that nobody has ever heard the name of.

great meme though. just comes off as questionable.

john berger opened my eyes to this.

in “ways of seeing” he lays out a convincing argument that the entire history of european oil painting was just annoying and lame rich people commissioning artists to paint their possessions and property. the ‘masters’ were exceptions to this rule and often painted these great works later in life. in the modern day we’re taught to see these paintings not as what they actually are, but as rare objects worthy of praise simply for being rare objects.

when you see it that way and draw parallels between modern instagram, you both realize how fucking annoying, stupid, pathetic and desperate for validation wealthy people are but that nothing has changed other than the setting; instead of one of a kind oil paintings they foist NTFs on us.

hey, man. i’m a gen-xer drinking lime beer and watching 90s general hospital episodes on youtube.

lemme lay it down for you, youngin’.

pokeman is lame. memes are lame. drinking alcoholic beverages without alcohol is lame. naming an alcoholic beverage without alcohol a ‘mocktail’ is lame.

your entire generation is composed of 90% plastic from soda bottles and the other 10% is from social media propaganda. you don’t want to poison yourselves lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

any questions?

drawing attention to that is cool, i guess, but doesn’t shed light on the underlying issue.

america loves victim blaming the individual rather than ever admitting that there’s some kind of issue with the system or wealthy people.

every single house in america could be built on the edge of a cliff prone to landslides and someone would always come out of the woodwork to act like it’s your own fault you bought it.

‘shoulda lived in a shopping cart.’

these people always look like out of touch assholes lol.

i doubt we have even one working class person left in a position of power.

even the last name langley is telling. i went to american public schools and you’d rarely if ever encounter anyone with a unique last name unless they were hella ethnic, even if that meant french canadian or italian.

the rise of the nepo baby last name.

i miss the days when eating out was awesome but those days are gone. eating out is either too expensive or the quality is so shit it’s not worth the price.

there are 3403483048 chefs on youtube trying to teach you how to cook for FREE. it’s not hard and doesn’t take a lot of time.

one of the most liberating things in this country is being able to make a good sandwich or a good pasta dish or whatever.

stop paying grubhub $40 for shit you can make in 10 minutes for a few bucks.

why are we so dependent on business for sustenance. is it that difficult to make a taco, man. you put ground beef or substitute in a pan and then sprinkle a seasoning packet over it mixed with some water.

pound of ground beef on sale - 5 bucks

seasoning packet - 50 cents

bag of shredded lettuce - 2.50

bag of shredded cheese - 2 bucks

taco sauce - 2 bucks

sour cream - 2 bucks

for $14 you can make 15-20 taco supremes.

edit: forgot the shells, which you can buy at aldi for a little over ONE DOLLAR!!!

i’m a painter who doesn’t paint. i’m a writer who doesn’t write.

what do you actually do, says the skeptic.

i’m a prompt artisan, says the creator of this ‘art.’

so, you just type text into a box?

yes.

but when i type artist into google it spits me back this definition: "a person who creates art, such as painting, writing, music, or sculpture, using conscious skill and creative imagination.’ you aren’t creating anything–the AI is the creator. at best, you’re just influencing what they create with words.

whatever.

so, if i fuck an artist and tell him that his song would be better in B minor, then i’m a creator?

whatever.

why do we need remasters before the next installment of a game?

between super mario 64 and super mario world we got super mario rpg. nowadays we have to wait until 12 of our daughters get married to play a new title in the series when we started playing the game in elementary school.

would it have really killed the gta/fallout franchise owners to spend a few bucks to create a half-assed in between title? they would have generated massive income even if those games sucked.

I’m tired of having to learn new things/words just to have some function in society.

How about this: smashilization.

It’s for when I hulk out over annoying bullshit that no dog would put up with but humans are supposed to put with just because some rich person said we have to even though they wouldn’t be able to put with it for more than 30 minutes without crying.

nothing to brag about.