You’re still ahead of the game.

Never stopped exercising so my body works fine. That’s all that works though.

Olive oil isn’t real. It’s just a mafia scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mD2hsxrhQ

This happened often enough to him that I did find him a little funny

Most likely to be late because everyone assumes you’re a cop? I don’t think the cyber dumpster is there yet.

“Automate the boring stuff with python” to start. As an added bonus you’ll have more downtime as you go.

Don’t forget to point out that they’re being irrational.

Just need to frame it right. Facebook is full of <insert country they don’t like> propaganda, frendica is much harder to not.

Pixelfed is also good enough that Zuck is actively blocking it, so we’ve got one.

Friendica for Facebook

Pixelfed for Instagram

Loops for Tiktok maybe, Haven’t tried either though

Choice of XMPP/Signal/Element for whatsapp

Someone in Maine seems to have failed to ID the moon last week, so Jersey isn’t doing so bad.

I did this last year with an e-reader

(Looks at his twitter) Oh no

I’ve been waiting for Galaxy for Linux for 10 years, since they announced it in 2014. They obviously don’t care.

Rule 1: “No Tux, No Bucks”

The variable C stands for cookie, not light speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMg1upld0w