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Never Back Down

(unless it’s to drool in Donny’s lap)

Sounds like my 9 year old screaming “I didn’t!!!” When he clearly did

Yeah, you’re right. I guess we may as well just give up and give in to the inevitable.

Ah. Sorry.

This cover by the Afghan Whigs of the song “Lost in the Supermarket” by The Clash is really good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzDJhOMjq1E

It was always going to come to this. Donald Trump is all my dad’s shitty email forwards come to life.

As this picture scrolled into view I thought This will be the worst kidney stone I’ve ever seen.

“My kid got measles and it’s my fault, can I get a WHOOP WHOOP”

Even a remake of Okami would be great. Skip the weird simulated voices and let me mash buttons through all dialog, not just some of them. And skip the stone wall guardian guys. That should do it.

Why not both?

This is the kind of thing Bob Page would do.

There’s a lady at the door of the Hacks Cross store in Memphis that is absolutely relentless about seeing and reading the values on membership cards as people enter the store. I feel sure that she used to be a living legend at the highway patrol before she retired and took this job.

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I was stuck in a car on a trip with a guy who really liked Dane Cook. He kept saying stuff like Aw Man you gotta listen to this part right here, this is some funny shit right here. Terrible.

I had always interpreted the Walking Simulator label as a pejorative and never paid any attention to games described this way. Recently though I got The Invincible because some of the screenshots reminded me of old John Berkey paintings and I’m a total sucker for that kind of stuff, and I just absolutely loved it. I’m looking forward to trying out Firewatch.

“Hey Siri, fast forward two minutes”

Seems like they’re always looking straight out of the screen, just looking dead at you all the time. I hate it when people do that in real life.

I feel like the version we had definitely had its name printed as Birdo and not Ostro. I have always called that thing Birdo.

The author of this comic strip came to our house one time when I was little. He was visiting some family at Pickwick Lake (I think) and somehow came over to our house with some of my stepmom’s friends. I absolutely couldn’t believe it that somebody famous was there with us at our house. He seemed like a really nice person and he left a couple of doodles of our dogs and an autograph for me and my brother.

Orange Vanilla Mio mixed with Key Lime LaCroix is a great drink. I feel like I almost got to where I was spending as much on that as I used to spend on beer and had to cut back on it too, but I don’t mind it when I do!