Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

Solving for X is easy. X is always DMX, because X is gonna give it to you. Though I will agree solving for X has become a lot harder since DMX passed away.

Lets wait and see if he sticks the hose up his ass when he buys gas.

I have a feeling it’s going to be lame in some unexpected way. The first one didn’t even have the tournament, in this one there’s probably another twist with a character that was created just for the movie.

I thought it was going to be a world war 2 story

SAME, sometimes we swap carts and houses. I live with a Moroccan family now. I’m sort of the father figure.

Nah too much class, let’s get Pauly Shore.

Does the log ever reach the sun?!

Oh God, I dread that book. Most of it takes place in a class room and it’s a long diatribe about how you shouldn’t be allowed to vote if you haven’t served. Most of the characters have prosthetic limbs and boast about their sacrifices but the absurdity of the whole situation seems to allude the author. This film is going to be terrible if Neil Blomkamp writes it.

You gotta label the slaves correctly, it’s in very poor taste to not do so.

Whole foods used to be great. Now they can get fucked. Steal all the pizza and tip the scale at checkout.

I believe in you, if you end up having twins please name them after this instance

Then we create a union busting AI and that evolves into a new political party that gets legislation passed that allows AI’s to vote and eventually we become the LLM’s.

I believe in you, please name your child after me if it works out.

Because of what you just wrote some dumb ass is going to try to have a child through anal sex after doing a google search.

Try sitting on an Amsterdammertje

We’re all gonna be drinking from the hose and eating peanut butter sandwiches out of aluminium foil wrappers like a bunch of gen-x kids.

Yeah I totally get it, I think the marketing did the film dirty and the pedigree of the actors and director didn’t help either plus all of the oscar nominations made people expect something different. It’s a very melodramatic and campy film, in the original script Daniel throws Eli down the bowling alley to knock down the pins after killing him.

I get where you’re coming from. There will be Blood is based on an Upton Sinclair novel, Upton Sinclair was a staunch socialist and this could be felt in his writing. The film is a send-up of American exceptionalism. Daniel Plainview literally pulls himself up by his bootstraps. In my opinion it’s an amazing comedy

That’s when a couple of bros split off into a new room but you can still hear them banging through the wall.