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She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.
The sausage in her anus said “Holy shit! It’s tight in here.”
The one in her vagina looked surprised and said “Holy shit! A talking sausage!”
There already is a travel advisory in Canada. It’s more personal though.
If I tell my friend I’m going to the states they’ll stage an intervention.
“You’re desire to travel to the US hurts me in the following ways…”
Next, Trump signs an executive decree that says they can now make champagne in the US because the US had been treated very unfairly by France by not allowing champagne to be made elsewhere and now that the USA can do it, everyone is going to become very rich.
…or something.
Given how this douche canoe acts, and the damage he’s done lately, I just hope he finds himself in a very slow, painful decline and maybe he’ll snap while in the oval office with first lady Trump.
I own a business in Canada which gets a ton of tourists. I’m fine with everyone coming in.
That said, if they’re wearing a MAGA red hat or a Trump shirt, I’m not quite sure what I’d do. I’d probably tell them they can’t come in wearing that. I think it would be hilarious to make these scrubs leave their hats in the car.
Is that a finger in the butt?
There is a silly movement in Canada like this now. They want to call the Americano the Canadiano. I think it’s silly.
My company is about to start serving espresso. I’m going to call it a North Americano on the menu just to be snarky.
Trumps don’t pay debts though.
There are a ton of really cheap Chinese IP cameras out there. Those are less secure then ring or wyze cameras.
Agreed. Better to make it a month or two. This gives you time to find replacement companies and then hopefully never return to Amazon.
I think it should be legal to hunt bald eagles in Canada.
Ok, I don’t really. I just think it would be funny watching the faces of MAGA as Trudeau announces it’s now legal to shoot them.
Bald eagles make a wimpy little squeak sound.
I wonder what’s going to happen with NORAD?
I don’t know how that information is shared, but I would think the US would be more in danger without our RADAR and systems to the north.
This is good news. France is really stepping up lately.
Expect Freedom Fries back on the menu in the US soon.
I got banned a few weeks back for an anti-trump post.
That account was 11 years old and I was very active over those years. But nope. Don’t talk smack about the orange god.
It solidified Lemmy as my permanent reddit replacement. No ragrets.
100% agree
Because Trump is going to buckle on the tariffs. He will come up with some reason they aren’t needed, or they’re severely reduced, and he pretends he’s the hero in the story.
The MAGA will lick his anus and everyone else will be like “Dafuq old man?”
Trump finally figured out how to make money. He’s a whore now.
I would like to see mass sanctions on the US. Isolate the crap out of them.
It now all makes sense.