

You can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.
A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.


You can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.


Hey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.


Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.


Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.


Ok.


Do it, it’s so much fun.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.


Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun


slings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.


Fuck off cunt, no we don’t!


The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.


Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.


I’m Aussie, we call them cunts here.


Lol the original Harry kim, but like even in the show, I legit thought his character being secretly depressed but trying to hide it was a part of his characters lore.
After a couple of hours you start hoping some shithead kid comes in and messes the store up so you have something to actually do.
Explain this to my dumbass please.


This is why people get hit with a frypan.
*Starts ramming the truck with my car*