Thank you! 🙏

Dumbasses 😆

As the Dutch say…

Wie een kuil graaft voor een ander valt er zelf in.

The bastards! Maybe get with the times? Looking at you, car industry!

Abuse is abuse, even if she says she loves you. A healthy relationship never draws blood 💓

We at Cat Inc. categorically refute these findings 😡

Greedy cunts, the lot of them

Satan sounds like my kind of guy 🥳

How do you pronounce that? English is not my first language. Sory foor bat English!

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Shit. You win!

Agreed

You need meds, or stop doing drugs

I’ll sign up for Plutwo. I am a simple man, you know.

Bubba from Bubba’s Shrimp? Fitting…

Smart, I think

Frack off, fracking murderers

You love the warm flames too? 😍

It couldn’t! It would be impossible

Yes mister President, sir. So you don’t need to worry, sir 👍