Vote on behalf of those of us who are vulnerable but unable to vote

Remember Me

They’re sharpening their long knives as we speak

Won’t be until USrael and Russia are brought to justice, I fear. They’re big players in it

Rowling needs to fade into irrelevance

Shrek

But keep the same voice actors

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth is irrelevent, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

- Mewtwo

They should skip cigarettes and jump straight to smoking asbestos

I’m ok renaming it T Ocean if the other one can be E Ocean. Gotta represent both dolls and action figures here

Intimidation tactics

If I ask my Home something in French, half the time it reads off English text with a French accent. It’s so bad

The US is financing it with gifts of taxpayer dollars. No the US does not have any laws for rich people.

The rot goes waaaay deeper than Trump, but yes may he follow in the footsteps of his idol Adolf and paint the walls of the Trump-Epstein Friendship Bunker

They’re also incredibly delicate animals :(

Wait til this guy learns about The Sims

Or worse, Rimworld

It’s so fuckin bad now. I was an early adopter of them, they were so much better back in the day. Nowadays if I ask to turn on the lights it starts playing Lights by Ellie Goulding. If I ask to set an alarm and it makes the lights in my bedroom red.

I have mine set to bilingual (English/French) and can confidently say the French support is even worse. If it detects French it hilariously responds in English with a bad French accent. “Tha storhr iz trant sank kilometres by car, it vill take saw sant diz minoots to arreev”

1/3 of the US are Nazis

1/3 of the US want people to live free lives

1/3 of the US can’t tell the difference between these two

Consistently

It’s basically the same stain he leaves daily in his diapers

Fuck Doug Ford

They’ve been diversifying in preparation such as by dumping Microsoft if I’m not mistaken