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17 hours agoOne takes twice as long as the other to get their work done, so I think they’re just work “friends” because the washer secretly hates how the dryer keeps talking so long.
Since I invariably wind up getting “name suits” types of comments, here’s the explanation behind it:
Around the turn of the millennium, I was trying to come up with a username to use on a particular site that had a shortish character count limit for usernames. My goal was something related to the fact that I would often be making my points in arguments with “holier-than-thou” types by taking what they were saying, and turning it on its head so the offensive stuff was directed back at them.
I also happened to learn shortly beforehand that many years ago “'ape” was somewhat commonly used as a verb to mean “imitate” or “copy.”
I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
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Sorry, I feel the opposite. With each day bringing ever more absurd crap & destruction from this admin, waiting for the time for this all to be over with has slowed down and stretched out (like a horror movie hallway) to the point of feeling like this shit will never end.
The only way to make that graph make sense to me is if you added a toilet to the bottom.
Yeah, that’s pretty much why I went with the knead theory.
6·1 day agoWell, that’s fair.
I’m more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.
Those are some deep prints. You sure she wasn’t just trying to help knead the dough?
Hostile fire, at that. You truly DO get what you give, huh?
From what I heard, she had other sources of… distraction on offer.
When you put it down for them, they’ll just sniff at it, maybe take a bite or two, and then walk away.
Officially, maybe - yet the mindset still not only prevails to this day, but actually seems to be growing again.
9·2 days agoIt’s clickbait - they knew phrasing it like that would get them 1,000x more clicks from people telling others about it.
Bond. James Bond. Licensed to beaver.
These puffs are even better than Little Caesars…
Sorry, but a cardboard box is better than LC.
36·3 days agoThat’s why they used it despite the fact it’s absolute bullshit - we’re nowhere near an actual revolution because we’re too distracted by shit like social media to get wound up enough.
You didn’t mention MLK. You telling me his b-day is as important as two major black history holidays?
5·4 days agoThis time the army of children are clones of La Femme Nikita, and they’re all inappropriately dressed. Special cameo by el Presidente Trump!
Those two kids get them back by blowing them up in the post-credits scene.
/jk - for those that need it.
Read the article & comments. Seems like they were already kinda heading in that direction anyway, but I doubt it was due to just scraping by so much as the ever-present “maximizing profits” business mandate.
I’ve seen that look… Right before he suddenly leaps up & takes off down the hall at warp speed as if he realized he forgot something. Of course, when he gets there he’s already forgotten what it was so he just acts like what he just did didn’t actually happen despite everyone watching him wondering what all that was about.